![]() Tonight I had such a good dream.I'll tell you all about it: Nobunaga: That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short. Shalnark: I feel like Uvogin is looking down on me. ![]() Kalluto: Are you laughing at that video of Machi and Hisoka fighting? Phinks: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either. *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. Phinks: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support. Machi, on a walkie talkie: This is Machi, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again. Hisoka: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Illumi: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Hisoka: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Shalnark: No, I said "Uvogin, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset. Uvogin: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Illumi: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately." Illumi: We do have a specific noise for it. Hisoka: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Illumi: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing. Kalluto: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.įeitan, with Phinks and Machi behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Shalnark: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Shalnark: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. Uvogin on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime! Uvogin on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. for me?Ĭhrollo: While I'm gone, you're in charge Hisoka.Ĭhrollo, whispering to Machi: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad. Phinks: But I bet it would look even better on Shizuku's floor. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with. Feitan: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.Ĭop: Fine, let's try something else.
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